I still think of you as an emotionally manipulative inconsiderate fuck boy who is a disgrace to fuck boys everywhere. I don't trust you anymore, I regret ever getting close to you, and I pity the next sucker who does. The worst part is that I had honestly hoped that you would do or say something that would allow me to think or feel otherwise.
—You don't have to go home but you can't stay here

To the bald shit stain driving the blue car who yelled out "good for you" to the cop who pulled me over this morning at the Windsor Exchange: Mind your business, douchebag. "Good for you" what the hell is that? Did you feel like you were an honorary officer? Do you carry a little silver badge in your car with you? Maybe you should have made a citizens arrest, helped the guy since clearly you are a better person. Must be nice to be perfect—well almost —your head could have been a little shinier as you drove by.

My ex is in town right now. I'm torn between not wanting to see him and wanting to go full Beyonce on his ass. —At least Jay-Z apologized

Can someone please open an Ethiopian restaurant in Halifax, preferably like 5 years ago, but before 2018 would be just the best thing ever?! Thank you! —Want the Wat

What is all the B.S. over Gays getting married? It's long overdue. I think they should be able to suffer just as much as a couple in a hetro marriage: Wedding Ring, Suffer Ring, same thing... —Suffer Ring Hetro Husband

Dog walkers of Eastern Passage! Pick up your pooch's poo! We just had a beautiful new sidewalk installed along Shore Road that I've been waiting to see for over 20 years and every single day since its installation I find dog turds left to decompose on it everywhere! It's not difficult: Bring a bag, turn it inside out and cover your hand like a glove, pick up the poo and turn the bag inside and tie it up. Done. It won't kill you to hang onto it until you get home to chuck in the garbage. It's gross. Pick it up! —Poop Patrol

To whomever felt the need to steal my khaki-coloured L.L. Bean bookbag from a certain establishment downtown yesterday evening (19 Sept): I am a full-time student working part time as much as I can, and now I am out $750+ of value (mostly school-related items). Now, I am stripped of my class notes, a physics textbook, as well as assignments and other things that are key to my education. Oh yeah, and my passport.
Thanks. As if I don't already put in enough effort.
—Broke student you made broker

I don't care about your education but I care about mine. I'm paying good money to be here...So maybe when the instructor is instructing you shut the fuck up? Or leave.—Classless Class Chatter

I'm actually considering seeing a psychologist for anger problems due to Halifax Transit. All my stress is caused from buses. I've experienced everything from almost losing my job due to late buses, falling by running for early buses, being late for dates, getting frostbite when buses are canceled in winter, getting kicked off for bringing subway on the bus, banned for swearing, late for doctor appointments, losing my pay check to cabs when buses fail to provide decent service, panic attacks, almost robbed at the bus stop, losing friendships due to how long it takes to see friends, people arguing over me opening a window, lack of sleep due to long commutes etc. I can go on and on, but you get the point. I can't work less to help ease the stress of buses. I got bills to pay and places to be. Quit paying your drivers a fortune and use the money were it's fucking needed.
—I've reached my last nerve

WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Last night I saw Brian Wilson and Al Jardine live, spent 33 years waiting for that; spent 100 bucks on a ticket; I eat out of goddamn garbage cans because I am so poor.

YOU TWO FUCKS sat a few rows back, and were talking and carrying on competing with the music; everyone up to my row could hear you clearly and you pissed everyone off.

I had to ask you TWICE to shut the fuck up, and even still; you kept at it; you even left early, knowing full well I wanted to come back there; and work with you personally.

You are goddamn lucky little shit stains that we were at the Pet Sounds concert, and everyone just wanted to have fun, other than you two losers in your all white outfits with the woman who clearly wished she had brought two other people with her.

I don't want to see either of your fucking faces again.
-SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN FUCKS