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Posted
By
Team Coast
on Tue, Sep 18, 2018 at 12:04 PM
Did you check Kijiji before writing the eviction notice? Thank you for waiting until all the students snatched up every livable unit in our price range. We were long-term tenants who paid your mortgage. Thanks for everything.
—Crusty in Cole Harbour
Posted
By
Team Coast
on Tue, Sep 18, 2018 at 12:02 PM
You ignorant, racist, idiot fool!
You phoned customer support for assistant with your issue—and when my co-worker answered your call, and started to resolve your issue, with her slight accent, you rudely and loudly say, "English! I want English!"
Have you just recently crawled out from under your rock? I wonder, how many languages do YOU speak? ONE! English, and you haven't even mastered it well enough to understand it when spoken with a slight accent! The lady that answered your call has mastered not one, not two, but five, FIVE languages! Mashi, Swahili, Lingala, and BOTH Canada's official languages, French and English. And SHE could understand every word YOU said! Yet you made up your mind as soon as you heard her accent that you would be an ignorant ass and refused to allow her to take your call.
She answers hundreds of calls each week, and everyone else understands her just fine. Shame on you! It's your loss, because she is one of the kindest, sweetest people I have ever met. Get educated! Multiculturalism is a distinguishing factor that makes Canada great! Canada’s success in integrating disparate peoples from around the globe through its policies and immigration system has been held up as a model for the world. You, sir, do not contribute to that. Now go crawl back under your rock!
—Frustrated and Furious
Posted
By
Team Coast
on Tue, Sep 18, 2018 at 11:59 AM
People are urinating in the sinks of downtown coffee shops, apparently to conserve water. So you're washing your hands in a urinal, basically. Well, I guess it's for a good cause.
—Stinkydinkinsink
Posted
By
Team Coast
on Wed, Sep 12, 2018 at 5:13 PM
We saw you—barely. The other evening, cycling north up Agricola Street. You had no headlight, no tail light, no helmet, an all-black outfit and you were texting. There were others who cam close but you took the prize for worst cyclist. BTW, we cycle too—but unlike you, we believe it’s incumbent upon us to make at least some effort not to get hit. Being visible? It’s the least we can do.
—Not cleaning up the mess
Posted
By
Team Coast
on Wed, Sep 12, 2018 at 5:09 PM
When you left out of the blue and all your friends came out the woodwork to tell me you'd been cheating on me with every dude in sight, I thought I'd never feel again. With the benefit of time, a girlfriend who truly loves me, career success, and those same friends telling me you're still cutting all your friends out of your life every couple years to get away from your past, I mostly just hope you get yourself together. You weren't good to me, but there's still time to be good to yourself.
—You Know
Posted
By
Team Coast
on Wed, Sep 12, 2018 at 5:07 PM
Shame on council for placing yet another ridiculous restriction on the good people of Halifax. You assholes will be remembered when election time rolls around again. Goodbye and good riddance. Not much good to have smoking be legal if you have to buy a boat, go 10 miles out to sea and weigh anchor before you can light up.
—Tired of being controlled
Posted
By
Team Coast
on Wed, Sep 12, 2018 at 5:04 PM
1. If you are walking in a group, don't spread out to take up the entire goddamn sidewalk—especially when you see someone walking toward you. It won't kill you to stop talking for 10 seconds and walk in single file to get out of the way so other people aren't forced off the sidewalk.
2. If you're walking alone, don't weave back and forth across the entire sidewalk. Someone might want to try to pass you and we can't do that if you keep meandering randomly from side to side in front of us. Unless you're absolutely fucking shitfaced, there's no reason for it. And speaking of passing...
3. Just like in a car, if someone behind you speeds up to pass you, don't speed up to match them. I know it's kind of a Nova Scotia tradition, but it's not a race. Some people are gonna walk faster than you. Get over it and let them walk by.
—Done being run off the sidewalk
Posted
By
Team Coast
on Wed, Sep 12, 2018 at 5:02 PM
How many gazillion hours would a single mother have to work at what this city offers as a hourly wage to pay for a decent apartment? Then, if we could make rent, I guess we would have to eat at the food bank.
Halifax employers, up your hourly rate so people can afford a decent living.
They time you in this province when you go to break and lunch hours. They do not train people properly here: You are supposed to know exactly what you are doing when you are hired as If you have been there your whole life. Then, they write you up when you make a mistake.
Do away with contract jobs. They're just a way to work people into the ground, in false hopes they will be hired with benefits.
—Up your game
Posted
By
Team Coast
on Tue, Sep 11, 2018 at 12:20 PM
Yeah, that's right, white socks after Labour Day.
—Colour coordinated
Posted
By
Team Coast
on Tue, Sep 11, 2018 at 12:16 PM
To the progressive and eager father in Lawrencetown: Yeah, I know, it's the third day of school and you have something to prove. But don't stand on the edge of your driveway on the blind crest and jump out at me, flailing your arms with panic written all over your face, just because I'm doing 57 in a 50 zone.
Yes, I should have been going slower, but there are no signs. So, I'll be more aware next time. But maybe you should follow suit of some other high traffic small communities and put your energy into making a sign, like "slow down, we love our kids."
Should that be necessary? No. But it works. And my 57 pales in comparison to the 67 or 77 the next driver might be doing, and no one needs to be sent off the road—nor do you need to be a hero and get injured or killed on what looks your child's first days of school. Stand back, jot license plate numbers, call police for more presence, publically shame people—or make a sign. Whatever. Just contribute to a solution instead of making it worse.
—Still on vacation and forgetful