This ain't your mama's lido deck. On Wednesday November 28, Blowhard Presents: Tales from the Fuck Cruise: sordid tales of sex, truth and hope at The Space (2353 Agricola). Could be freaky, furry erotica. Maybe a film or two (not that kind!) But with storytellers Tara Doyle, Michael Best, Jane Kansas, Sue Goyette, Tara Thorne, Jackie Torrens, Andrea Dorfman and Stephanie Domet, the night is a cheap thrill at five bucks. And if you like doing it in public—art, that is—don't miss the city's Public Art Forum on November 29, 6:30pm at Dalhousie's Rowe Building, 6100 University. We like the panellist line-up, especially the inclusion of artist Dyan Marie, but forgive my healthy skepticism as to whether lively discussion will result in art on our streets.