If you like to make art that rides on the naughty side and tickles people's covered bits, perhaps you should consider submitting to Venus Envy's Erotic Art Show, opening February 3—probably the least sexiest month of the year until now (Valentine's Day is so not hot). All mediums and subjects will be considered, the work will be judged on "originality and composition—and degree of "hot-and-botheredness' it generates in our judges." Oh my. Send submission images (all details on venusenvy.ca) to firstname.lastname@example.org by January 15. Artists will hear back by January 18.