In a move that most likely surprises no one, Pacifico's White Party featuring Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has been pushed back from its original date of May 6. So, you know, there's still time to shell out $85 to hang out with this deliriously tanned pile of man-skin, sinew and gloss. If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, the post announcing this auspicious event is here.
The new date is June 17th. This plus the recent Snooki drink-and-food-throwing incident makes me think the Jersey Shore star might be fading a little. The shock value of a Guido/Guidette in their natural habitat is greatly diminished when there are 200 spectators and a TMZ cameraman in the immediate vicinity. I miss the glory days, back when shit was pure, when beefcake Ronnie mused, "You never fall in love...at the Jersey Shore."