B.A.'s Cheesy Birthday

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i took this three years ago aw
  • i took this three years ago aw

This weekend heralds the annual two-day drunk that accompanies the birth of the one-man genius of love, B.A. Johnston. He has assembled a powerful line-up to surround him on these two evenings: Friday features Homo Duplex, Bad Vibrations, Fat Stupids, and Hymn while on Saturday Windom Earle, Quivers and the Deadly Hearts bolster the show (both shows are $6.) And as a bonus (like, do you really need a bonus?) the show has been advertised as having an all-you-can-eat Cheezie bar. While I think Cheezies are kind of sick (I hate how your fingers get all orange and you have to wipe them your pants, etc) I turned to B.A. for further instructions.. “I will be providing the Cheezies,” he says. “I will probably be buying with more of a concern for quantity over quality, but there will be several kinds including but not limited to, sticks, puffs, balls, and perhaps Funions.” If you are looking to appease the man with birthday gifts, as I feel I now am, he adds: “I can always use tube socks, and I would love a yearlong subscription to Cracked Magazine.” Noted.

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