Love the Way We Bitch

Wanted: A job (Work on growing a brain first)

by Team Coast on May 22, 2018 at 12:48PM

Hey stupidhead, Stop posting your ads under “jobs” saying you're looking for work. We are all looking for work! These people need to apply to the jobs posted, like everybody else. No employers are going to go to them after reading their crappy misspelled one-liner ads. They are wasting the time of people who are looking for legitimate jobs under this category, and we have to sift through a bunch of idiots posting want ads in the wrong category. Very annoying.

Dog people

by Team Coast on May 21, 2018 at 9:30AM

I don’t like dogs. There, I said it.

Bus etiquette

by Team Coast on May 18, 2018 at 1:49PM

If you would like your bus to be on time, don't be a part of the problem that causes delays! There are clear instructions posted everywhere in the bus to EXIT AT THE REAR DOOR.

EI: Employment Idiocy

by Team Coast on May 11, 2018 at 3:30PM

You walked into our office like you owned the place, and when your EI claim was denied (because you think seasonal workers are somehow exempt from looking for work and are entitled to EI) you proceeded to blame the new Canadians in our office for stealing your jobs who were simply there to get a SIN. Yes by', the doctor from India and the engineer from Brazil are stealing your janitorial jobs (that you don't even want).

North end diner

by Team Coast on May 11, 2018 at 9:56AM

Without a doubt, the worst experience I've had eating out in Halifax. I had to send my eggs back twice because they were hard not poached, and was refused a third egg with no apology.

Please, no more turd museums

by Team Coast on May 10, 2018 at 11:35AM

Hey dog walkers: The point behind doggy bags is that they give you a sanitary way to move your dog's shit from point A, the ground, to point B, which is a fucking trash can. You are skipping a crucial step if you bag it up and just leave it on the ground.

Where have the good samaritans gone?

by Team Coast on May 9, 2018 at 12:21PM

Imagine my disappointment when I finally notice the scrape and dent on my beloved Stanley David Suzuki. Don’t get me wrong here, Stan is definitely a lemon.

Rental company that smells like cabbage gone bad

by Team Coast on May 7, 2018 at 10:14AM

To the rental company and manager that treats tenants like dog poop and omits info from their landlords, I hope you step in a really smelly turd today. One day you might realize that some tenants are also landlords who will never use your company. Get a hobby...and maybe a new career.

Female barista on Saturday morning

by Team Coast on April 30, 2018 at 3:10PM

You rolled your eyes at me and my friend while we talked/paid up. You did the same thing again as I accepted my change but opted to put none of it in your tip jar.

You should have been punched

by Team Coast on April 27, 2018 at 4:43PM

Last night at a show in Halifax, a young woman was called up on to the stage by the vocalist for some mid-show banter and an invitation to crowd surf. It was a nice moment—until a total jackass decided to yell FHRITP.

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