Love the Way We Bitch

Security Dicks

by Team Coast on August 18, 2017 at 10:00AM

It sounds like a line from Trailer Park Boys, but the ASSHOLE that gave my friend from out of town a parking ticket at 7am couldn't be satisfied with just leaving the ticket and moving on…but sat his bald ego in his pretend cop car and waited for her to come back and leave. But that wasn't good enough for this dickhead.

Small business, big mouths

by Team Coast on August 17, 2017 at 11:00AM

I'm sure it gets boring behind the counter of a small store, and maybe you hadn't seen your buddy in ages. Regardless, if someone you don't know comes in the store it would make good sense not to shit all over another independent business, especially when you don't know if that 'new' customer in your store has know the business owner you're saying rips people off and is a general asshole for almost 20 years.

Transit Parking at Halifax Shopping Centre

by Team Coast on August 15, 2017 at 9:56AM

If you park at Mumford Road to catch the bus, you will notice the orange vest security guards protrolling the parking lot. Their job -to make sure that if you don't park in the wrong place or face fines.

Small man, big mouth

by Team Coast on August 14, 2017 at 4:49PM

To the short jerk in the ballcap on Harvard that didn't have the balls to call my dog a "monster" to my face and instead said it to his two dogs—yeah my small dog barked twice at your dogs from a block away, and you felt the need to call him a monster and go on a little rant from the safety of the other side of the street? I gave a neglected dog in need a home and love his imperfections, how much did you pay for your two pure bred show dogs that probably came from a puppy mill?

Hey asshole. Green means GO!

by Team Coast on August 14, 2017 at 9:49AM

I mean, hey ASSHOLES...If I'm behind you when the light goes green, and you don't move, I'm going to honk and gesture for you to move. Don't act like I'm in the wrong, just get the fuck moving.

You hit and you ran

by Team Coast on August 11, 2017 at 2:11PM

To the selfish person who slammed into my car while it was parked on Ashdale Avenue and chose to drive away and leave me with a nice repair bill: Karma's a bitch baby and one day it'll bite you hard on the ass so I hope I'm there to see it. —Just Trying To Earn a Livin’

SICK OF GERMS

by Team Coast on August 10, 2017 at 10:00AM

Will the lazy bastard parent, too fucking cheap to hire a babysitter or nurse, who brought their sick kid into a store to hark yak and bark up their bacteria funguses and goddamned viruses know now that I am extremely sick, loaded with putrefying filth in my sinuses and lungs? I'm thoroughly sick (really) and tired of ignorant people who never teach their kids to wipe their snotty nose or cough into a fucking Kleenex.

The Coast Halifax