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Friday, November 15, 2019

Dirty man

Posted By on Fri, Nov 15, 2019 at 9:40 AM

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I am calling out the man with racist tattoos who always wears the same sweater. This man has been tested positive for HIV and is still sleeping around with women UNPROTECTED. This man has raised his hands to every woman I know of that he had relations with, and then cries afterwards. He's a racist bitch ass woman beater everyone should be aware of.
—C.N.
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Thursday, November 14, 2019

Human rights violation on Halifax Transit

Posted By on Thu, Nov 14, 2019 at 2:33 PM

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We've invested millions to upgrade the transit buses with modern tech. Each bus has a digital display that shows the next stop, and "stop requested" when required. I've been on at least six buses this year, that the stop request isn't displayed. I had my headphones on and didn't hear the bell. So as far as I knew, the driver wasn't going to stop for me. On a crowded bus, it's difficult to get to the driver to ask.

When I've told drivers that the stop request wasn't working, they would laugh at me and tell me their display let them know to stop, so basically fuck off. Like they don't care about customer satisfaction. Since it's happened repeatedly, the drivers haven't reported a problem with the bus, so the drivers must have shut off the display.

I don't think that it's a matter of driver's IQ. Except that these displays were installed for the hearing impaired. If someone is deaf, they won't hear the bell and have no way of knowing if the driver was going to stop for them. That is clearly a human rights violation, as Halifax Transit boasted that all buses are now accessible. It appears that Halifax Transit and the drivers are lying to us.
—My IQ Is Greater Than The Combined IQ Of Hfx Transit
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Illegal parkers!

Posted By on Thu, Nov 14, 2019 at 10:20 AM

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To those who work in the Agricola Street area: Please don’t park on Agricola Street! You are illegally parked and you make it difficult for clients of the small businesses on Agricola! Park in residential areas and walk a little farther! Be considerate of the community you work in!
—Small Business Trying To Make A Living!
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Wednesday, November 13, 2019

You’re a music ruiner!

Posted By on Wed, Nov 13, 2019 at 3:14 PM

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Hey, Sunday night mothership radio host: Stop talking over the goddamn music!! Fucking cacophony.
—Sore Ears
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Do not keep on licking if you care about your partner's health and are mature enough to talk about it

Posted By on Wed, Nov 13, 2019 at 9:12 AM

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As a healthcare professional, I felt compelled to respond to the recent "Tastes like chicken" Bitch concerning the smell of a woman's vagina. The facts given were not only inaccurate, but potentially harmful. A "fishy" odour is indicative of not only a bacterial infection but also STIs that may render the carrier infertile. If you or your partner notice a change in your feminine scent do not "keep on licking" but rather be mature enough to talk about it, just like you would if you discovered a lump in your partner's breast or scrotum.
—Please Go To The Doctor
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Saturday, November 9, 2019

Paid criminals

Posted By on Sat, Nov 9, 2019 at 3:41 PM

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Why are all these dirty cops in the news lately getting suspended with pay?  You got one out there raping women, and another out there committing armed robbery, but they still get to keep their paychequ that comes out of the pockets of taxpayers! The typical police salary in Nova Scotia is 12 percent above the national average—they earn almost $70,000 a year! And they're out there raping and robbing and getting paid suspensions when they get caught. Unbelievable. Meanwhile, the rest of us honest chumps have to live off a measly 30 grand. Maybe I should try a life of crime.
—I Guess Crime Pays
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Stadium

Posted By on Sat, Nov 9, 2019 at 9:36 AM

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Halifax don't have the money to build football stadium, but I know a shipyard in the city that might have a few bucks to build it and name it after them! Any guess who it is?
—Easy To Solve This Problem
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Friday, November 8, 2019

Drivers

Posted By on Fri, Nov 8, 2019 at 12:32 PM

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Dear people, there's this thing in all cars in trucks—it's called the turn signal indicator. Most, if not all, know this exists, however many do not what it is for. Please go to YouTube or Google for operating instructions before you get yourself killed.
—Idiots
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Not enough bread to buy bread

Posted By on Fri, Nov 8, 2019 at 9:26 AM

We have a serious bread problem in HRM's grocery stores, and I'm not talking about price fixing. I'm talking about your stale-ass dunce loaves! There's no excuse for the stores that have their own built-in bakery department to be selling old-ass bread. Most of the time it's sitting on the shelves still frozen from the freezer you just took it out of…all the moisture gets in and ruins the texture. The pita bread breaks all apart when you try to make a pita pocket—it's so dry tasting, like sawdust. The bagels feel like hockey pucks and the French bread loaves feel just like a dense, soggy sponge. And don't even get me started on the cheaper stores that don't have an in-house bakery. What garbage! Don't people know good bread anymore? Also, the prices are ridiculous! I saw a loaf of cheese bread (white bread with some cheddar grated over the top) for $6.99! Seven bucks for a loaf of bread? Someone needs their head examined.
—Ain't Fit For The Birds!
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Thursday, November 7, 2019

Tastes like chicken

Posted By on Thu, Nov 7, 2019 at 2:16 PM

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Fish odor syndrome is real and common. I'm so sick of the spread of misinformation out there. Everyone seems to think the fishy smell means bacterial vaginosis. Very rarely is that the case. If you smell like fish, it means you probably recently ate fish! I spoke with my girlfriends about this and they agree it happens to them, too. When you eat fish or seafood, it can take up to 72 hours for it to get out of your system.

So ladies, don't let uneducated idiots make you feel like there's something wrong with you. If you eat a whole pot of seafood chowder, you better cancel all your dates for a week. It's called science. Quit callin' women dirty and educate yourself. For your information, the smell comes back 10 minutes after a shower. There is no infection, itch or discharge. So shut up and plug your nose!
—Keep On Lickin'
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The housing crisis

Posted By on Thu, Nov 7, 2019 at 10:08 AM

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To the people in Halifax who own property and are overcharging for said property through unfair rental costs: You are disgusting, putrid trash. It is literally impossible to find a place to live here without spending half or more of your income on lining a landlord's pockets. You greedy scum. And to the politicians who are doing absolutely nothing: people are dying here. We are going without food, comforts, we are at our wits' end. You expect us to work for $11.50 an hour and pay a disproportionately higher amount in taxes than the rich here. We are DYING out here.
—Stronger In Numbers
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Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Check yourself

Posted By on Wed, Nov 6, 2019 at 3:31 PM

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To the mom with the fedora at the sports store: We asked you to take your conversation with your teenager elsewhere and your reply was, "Obviously you don't have kids." Guess what? I don't need to have kids to see that you're a spoiled brat. The store was almost empty, you could have sat anywhere to whine and complain about your stupid first-world problems. We were asking you to be a decent human being. Fuck. I wish people like you didn't have kids. And for all the moms out there, that's not an appropriate thing to say to any woman, ever.
—From Another Mom
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Wage slavery is alive and real

Posted By on Wed, Nov 6, 2019 at 9:27 AM

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The cost of living keeps increasing every day. I'm talking basics like rent hikes and electricity—screw the luxury $200 cable and internet packages. As a single-person household, I cannot keep myself afloat without working two jobs and setting myself nuts. None of the jobs will pay you a livable wage. Employers only offer temp or part-time jobs without any benefits.

The price of food is ridiculous! I bought a pint of strawberries that were marked down 50 percent, some water and some bread, and that alone came to 15 bucks! Working people have to go to the food banks because their wages don't get them through to the next paycheque.

This is the generation of wage slaves, destined to live below poverty level forever. Boomers at least had the advantage of a housing boom and two-person-income household. If you're single in this province, or worse a single woman earning an average of 23 cents less on the dollar, life is grim and the future is bleak. Employers need to adjust their workers’ wages and salaries to account for the annual increases to the cost of living. Minimum wage is preposterous and pathetic. Even the educated get peanuts.

The only option to survive here is to sell drugs or ass. Or consciously couple up with some no-good partner who cheats and beats. No wonder people drink in public bathrooms and take nose dives off bridges here.
—Floundering 'Til Next Payday
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Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Enough is enough

Posted By on Tue, Nov 5, 2019 at 2:25 PM

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How many more HRP and RCMP officers are going to be arrested and charged with serious crimes such as domestic assaults, theft and DUIs, only to have the charges dropped, before there is call for a public inquiry. Apparently the only people the police are serving and protecting are their own. All police officers must be held to a higher standard than the average citizen!
—A Disgruntled Taxpayer
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Sunday, November 3, 2019

Liquor and weed and cigs

Posted By on Sun, Nov 3, 2019 at 3:55 PM

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The only liquor store near me is this little boutique version that is never open on Sundays and closes at 6pm. What a pain in the ass. Every time I wanna buy some drinks, it's closed! WHY can't it be open seven days a week until 10pm like the rest, and on Sundays? Having to walk all the way to the NSLC's store in the fucking dark isn't my idea of a fun night.

Secondly, why are weed, booze and cigs so damn expensive these days? You work your guts out all week just to afford to have fun for ONE day only. Fucking bullshit!
—Champagne Taste
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