Love the Way We Bitch

Can we please grow up as a city?

by Team Coast on November 19, 2018 at 12:10PM

Every single cab in this city is busy every single weekend, and, for some reason, we still don't have Uber. Let's get Uber, or more cabs to accommodate this city's population.

Sign in with Facebook? No, thanks

by Team Coast on November 19, 2018 at 12:08PM

Hey The Coast, since you took away our anonymous accounts commenting on everything has gone way down. I often type a comment, only to run into the "log in with facebook or twitter" window, and then close it with disgust, abandoning my input.

Dear Soldiers of Odin

by Team Coast on November 19, 2018 at 12:02PM

So I read a HUGE article about SOO in The Coast today. Apparently they're against immigrants, yet Mr. Rushton says they're not racist.

Just cross already

by Team Coast on November 19, 2018 at 11:53AM

To the pedestrians that like to play traffic cop and try to wave cars through AFTER they stop for them at a crosswalk: Just cross the street already! What a waste of time for me to be sitting there in my car, waiting for you to cross, while you flail your arms at me instead of getting your ass across the street.

Ride sharing

by Team Coast on November 19, 2018 at 11:51AM

British Columbia is introducing a ride sharing legislation in November, meaning there'll be room for Lyft and Uber to follow. The friggin' NDP government?

Laws are only good if they're followed

by Team Coast on November 19, 2018 at 11:47AM

Hey everyone at the gas stations who like to hang out and puff away near the doorway: Guess what? There's a new law about smoking.

Leave my paper recycling alone

by Team Coast on November 19, 2018 at 11:44AM

I really don't get it: People on our street are stealing our paper recycling bags every night before the truck arrives to take it. It means that if I don't want you taking my paper recycling bag and rifling through my stuff I have to make sure I put my recycling out just before the truck comes.

Save a succulent

by Team Coast on November 13, 2018 at 12:03PM

Dear generic white-walls-and-beechwood cafe, it was me who stole/rescued two of your sad-looking succulents—and you'll be glad to know they are revived and currently thriving. Between your slick IKEA-style decor and boring local photography the place looks like a neglected hospice for dying plants and I had to do something about it.

Grindr love

by Team Coast on November 13, 2018 at 12:00PM

Grind dude: “Hey! I saw you at the gym.

Don't fuck with the poppy

by Team Coast on November 13, 2018 at 11:52AM

This is a gentle bitch. To the retail store that thought it appropriate to festoon your window display cases with poppies, surrounding your merchandise: NO! I am sure your heart was in the right place, but a poppy is the symbol of millions of lives lost in war.

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