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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Posted By on Tue, Sep 26, 2017 at 10:16 AM

My ex is in town right now. I'm torn between not wanting to see him and wanting to go full Beyonce on his ass. —At least Jay-Z apologized

Monday, April 3, 2017

Posted By on Mon, Apr 3, 2017 at 9:56 AM

WTF is wrong with you?

Photoless profiles: The stigma surrounding gay men cruising for sex in Halifax is the reason for this. God forbid that that gay men have sex, let alone anonymous sex, let alone sex with multiple partners. You may only do that in Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver.

Headless profiles: These brave souls have chosen to advertise that their bodies having sex including anonymous sex and with multiple partners.

Profile pics of you and a chick: I heard you. She is your friend. Do not have any gay male friends? These chaps are not looking for sex—period. As a result, they are permitted to post a face pic.

No age: How do I know if you're 18 or 80? Not only did you not post a profile picture, you excluded your age. Like Ivory soap being 99.44% pure, there is a 99.44% chance that these guys are no longer in their 20s or 30s. Is this reverse ageism? Be proud of the number of years you spent on this Earth and be proud of every grey hair you have.

No distance: Some might argue that this is a moot point. Given I do not drive, it wouldn't be most helpful to know ahead of time that you are a mile or more away. I'm probably not going to travel more than that distance so with a simple option click your time and my time are saved. We now have more time for tiresome searches and 20 questions.

Incomplete/missing profile text: I don't care if you don't write anything. I don't know if you are a top, bottom or vers. I do care to know if you are looking for "right now" (as I am). Again, it comes back to saved time, tiresome searches and endless questions.

Haughty/rude/judgemental profile text: Yes, I realize that you do not want to have anonymous sex. Yes (to avoid argument), sex is bad when you live your life in a heterosexual archetype.

Snapchat filter pictures: That cute 19 year old has already done it. And for tiresome years. Don't do what Donny Don't does.

No replies: If you do get a reply and it's not a sarcastic fuck off, you are doing really well. We may not be each other's cup of tea but why did you throw out the lessons your mother taught you? Yes please. No thank you. You can't believe how easy it is to type that.

Halifax Grindr users think that because they are behind an app, they are free to be as nasty as they wish. My suggestion to you is just grow the fuck up. —Unashamed

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2017 at 4:00 PM

Bestie, I don't want to hear it anymore. You went on about being tired of dating douchebags and being single. Everyone in our group is coupled and you're solo at 38, and that bugs you. Ever wonder why you're single?

You are too picky! You just stopped seeing this really sweet 35-year-old man because he didn't make enough money and had no goals! You have a business degree and work in a management position at a certain large financial institution while he works as a janitor. When you found out that he's always broke at the end of the month, you asked him if he had plans to go back to school and find something better. When he told you no, you told him it wouldn't work out. Yes, you make more money than him. But what's wrong with you, the woman, being the breadwinner?! It's 2017, for fuck's sakes, time to evolve!

My sister and I have known him for many years and I can tell you, he is the most sweetest, caring, sensitive guy you would ever want to meet. And so what if he's not, and likely never will be, making as much? He's a nice guy! Better than being with some asshole! Also, it's not like he doesn't have a job at all!

So he might not be able to afford what you can, he might not be as financially/economically successful as you are, but he can offer this: love, emotional support, his kind nature, his company and his arms wrapped around you on the couch after you've had a tough day at work.

That's really what you should look for in a partner, not a high income! Some of those career-guys you've dated were the biggest jerks and made your life Hell! Money isn't everything and I reckon you're going to be single well into your 40s if you don't eventually learn that life lesson. –Personality > Money any day in my books!

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Posted on Sat, Dec 3, 2016 at 4:00 AM

If you're a 30-something female, how do you go about meeting a decent dude these days? I'm an open-minded, decent looking gal with a good job, my own place, awesome friends, and a really supportive and loving family. I'm not looking for Prince Charming, just a solid dude that has his head on straight. I don't so much care what his job is, so long as he's happy and fulfilled, and I'd like to think, based on my dating history, that I'm not shallow. I'm not looking for someone to complete me, my life is pretty great, but it'd be cool to find a partner to share in some of these experiences. All of that said, I'm in no rush, but holy frick, I can't even get myself a decent date these days! It seems like all anybody wants to do is "talk" or "hang" or whatever variation of being a flakey shithead you can imagine. Is it too much to ask to meet a dude who isn't too busy trying to keep his options open that he forgets to treat you with respect and kindness? Is the old saying true? Are the good ones really all gone? —Single and Failing to Mingle

Friday, December 2, 2016

Posted on Fri, Dec 2, 2016 at 4:00 AM

I'm in no way interested in settling down at the moment, but I'm also not interested in sleeping around or dating multiple people at once. Why is it so hard to find people in this city who feel the same? I understand that monogamy isn't the only thing out there and I absolutely respect polyamory, but I've tried it and I know it's not for me. It just feels like suddenly this is the only dating style in this city. Well, either that or Tinder-brainwashed dudes who run the other way as soon as you show them any emotion other than lust. What gives? —Monogamous Minority

Friday, November 18, 2016

Posted on Fri, Nov 18, 2016 at 4:00 AM

This bitch isn’t about any of the recent clown stalking incidents, but rather about a sleazy little two-faced louse of a bookkeeper who pretended to befriend me while seducing my wife. This little churl invited us to his home on two occasions, introducing us to his devoted 3rd wife. Although I am offended by this vile little clown’s deception, the trail of betrayal against his family (past and current spouses plus children) is most deplorable. This boy is a serial sleaze who is morally bankrupt, and it is only a matter of time before he sadly craps the bed with his current wife and children. So, be warned of the Vile Little Clown Bookkeeper. He’ll eventually reap what he sows (karma is a bitch), but in the meantime don’t be duped! —Alerted and Deployed

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Posted on Tue, Nov 15, 2016 at 4:00 AM

My younger brother is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet and he works really hard, but can't seem to get a girlfriend. Instead women either just want him as a friend or a casual hookup. This is to the shallow woman who just recently rejected him: You went on five dates with him and then told him it wasn't going to work out and that you just wanted to fuck in the meantime. My brother expressed frustration to me and said you told him you two weren't compatible. I facebook messaged you to try to get the detailed reason why: "He's 33 and has been working the same old job since high school. I need someone with goals and a future. He could at least go back to school and take a trade or something..." What goals are you going on about?! He works, doesn't he?! He's happy working at the retail chain he's been at and he puts in a lot of hours so he sure as hell is not lazy. He has no interest in going back to school - it was never his thing. Just because YOU went to Uni and have a career doesn't make you any better of a person than him. Not to mention how nice he is! You don't come by very many nice guys these days, you know. He was very hurt to the point that he was in tears because he really thought you liked him and it was going to go somewhere. But I told him what a bullet he dodged - a shallow, money-obsessed bullet who's going to end up either alone or with an asshole. But hey, said asshole makes more money though and that's all that counts, right? Have fun when your future rich husband leaves you for someone half your age when he hits his mid life crisis - by then my brother will likely have found a woman who appreciates him. —Older sis tired of women's bullshit

Friday, November 11, 2016

Posted on Fri, Nov 11, 2016 at 4:00 AM

I would really like to date women who are older than me in this city but have no idea where to start. So many attractive mature women here. Not to be weird, just curious if women here like people who are younger than them? —Young and Interested

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Posted on Tue, Nov 1, 2016 at 11:15 AM

Seriously, boys. Lot of swiping and messengers going on, but not a single salacious pic. I'm disappointed. —Might just go to the Done

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Posted on Tue, Oct 25, 2016 at 4:00 AM

When a vegan feminist and a sausage lovin' women beater date. —The Jokes On You

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