Please describe the boots so that I may publicly scorn this arsehole, should I come across them (or humiliate myself if it's the wrong person). Either way, what did they look like?
My, my, montrealman, you have a way with words. In fact, I will have to read through your posts a few times to fully absorb them. I have great respect for anybody who has a way with words, online, or otherwise.
To all the others who jested regarding the size of my derriere, you have all made an assumption, which, as you all know, makes an ass out of you and me. (But hey, at least we're all getting some ass.) Your assumption that I have a large behind is quite incorrect. In fact, I have caught a number of respectable men gawking at my butt. I run regularly. I workout at the gym. I'm just one of those women who will have a jiggly ass, no matter the effort. Again, I repeat, it is not large, it just bounces a lot. And no, this is not a put-down to large ladies. I used to be one, too, 120 pounds ago. Beauty comes in all sizes. And so do great asses. Wise up, grasshoppers!
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To all the others who jested regarding the size of my derriere, you have all made an assumption, which, as you all know, makes an ass out of you and me. (But hey, at least we're all getting some ass.) Your assumption that I have a large behind is quite incorrect. In fact, I have caught a number of respectable men gawking at my butt. I run regularly. I workout at the gym. I'm just one of those women who will have a jiggly ass, no matter the effort. Again, I repeat, it is not large, it just bounces a lot. And no, this is not a put-down to large ladies. I used to be one, too, 120 pounds ago. Beauty comes in all sizes. And so do great asses. Wise up, grasshoppers!