We’re worried about you, Mike. Trailer Park Boys is now heading into its sixth season, and your character, Bubbles, is as popular as ever. That’s all well and good, but we’re more concerned about your health. Specifically, how long can you wear those coke-bottle glasses before you start to go blind? At the very least, you’re probably looking at some minor vision damage (pardon the pun). We urge you: consult your optometrist before things get any worse.
1st runner-up John Dunsworth
2nd runner-up Ben Stone