Gold Winner Bruce Frisko
Silver Winner Rouge Fatale
Bronze Winner Stan Selig
What is the secret to great hair? Silicone-free shampoo? Overnight conditioning treatments? VO5 hot oil? Deals with the devil? Bruce Frisko clearly knows. Frisko won your voting hearts with his “quintessential ‘news guy’ hair. No irony” (claims a commenter). The sheen on Frisky Frisko’s follicles is enough to rival the sun, and we mere mortals can’t help but bask in its warming glow. We can only wonder at his pre-newscasting ritual, which may or may not involve him sitting in front of an ornate mirror, brushing one hundred times with an ivory comb and downing a shot of pure virgin’s blood.
And from the Frisk himself:
I’m thrilled your readers still see some merit in my thinning and aging follicles.
After decades of using industrial-strength spray, I’m convinced what’s left of my hair will one day find itself in a museum where future generations will also be able to admire it behind glass.
Consider it my gift to humanity.