Gold Winner Megan Leslie

Silver Winner Peter Stoffer

Bronze Winner Peter MacKay

So, how ’bout that Megan Leslie, eh? The gold winner has a pleasing smile, rides a bike, kicks ass on the floor of Parliament and everyone falls in love with her, like that, yada yada. She’s won the heart of Hali, and can be MP for as long as she wants. Having decided not to run for Halifax mayor, silver-winning Peter Stoffer has decided that his pornstache can replace Jack Layton’s as NDP leader; maybe, but *probablement pas*. Having been beaten out for the affections of Condi Rice by Muammar Gaddafi, Peter MacKay can console himself with the bronze.