Again, the lack of camouflage clearly hasn’t
deterred the SuperCity from the pursuit of illicit escapades. Perhaps the persistent, horny buzz in our ears has prevented us from realizing that a bald, stumpy field isn’t the best place to keep it on the down low. Still, if you’re cruising the park on a Sunday afternoon hoping to hook up with a brand new secret lover, we recommend a look that says “playful, but determined.” A Jack Russell should do the trick.
1st runner-up: La Cave, 5244 Blowers, 429-3551
2nd runner-up: Citadel Hill