Q I've always wanted to tie girls up, but I can never convince a woman to let me. Lately, I've been exploring "bondage singles" sites online, but I'm totally new to this. How do I know which ones I can trust? There are hundreds of profiles, but it's hard for me to believe I can really just answer an ad, meet a girl in a hotel room and tie her up. It can't be that simple, can it? —The Internet's Enticing Dates
A It can't be and it isn't, TIED, because no woman in her right mind is going to let some man she's never met before tie her up in a hotel room. That's not to say it couldn't happen or hasn't ever happened, but women stupid enough to take that risk are rare—and it should go without saying that any singles website promising to provide lonely guys with an endless stream of stupid women is a scam. But you don't have to take my word for it.
Justin Gorbey is a bondage practitioner and educator, as well as a professional artist and tattooer. Gorbey ties up a lot of women, as you can see on his Instagram account (@daskinbaku), and he doesn't think you're going to find someone on a "bondage singles" site, either.
"I would recommend this person step away from the dating sites and step into some educational group meet-ups or 'munches,'" said Gorbey. "TIED or any new person should focus on groups that match their own desires/interests, and connections will develop organically with time and effort—with a lot of fucking time and effort!"
Kink social and education groups organize online but meet up offline—face-to-face, IRL, in meatspace—at munches (educational talks, no actual play) and play parties (actual play, hence the name). To find the kink organization(s) in your area, TIED, Gorbey suggests that you create a profile on FetLife, the biggest social network for kinky people, and start connecting with other like-minded kinksters at munches.
"Going to munches will not only give TIED a chance to meet people," said Gorbey, "they'll give him a 'guide' for how to act—most groups generally go over house safe words/etiquette/rules and consent/risk awareness at the beginning of a munch—and they'll also give what I call a 'visual vocabulary' of what a real-life scene looks like. Porn and fetish fantasy often distort our perceptions of what is plausible or even possible for real people in a real-life scenario. Just watching others play helped me identify the things I found attractive as both a top and a bottom."
There are lots of men and women out there who are interested in bondage, TIED, and the organized kink scene is the best place to find safe and sane play partners. You'll be able to interact with kinky women at munches and parties, women who will be a lot likelier to let you tie them up after you've demonstrated you're safe and sane yourself.
"There are hours of intimacy before and after the moment captured for an Instagram photo," said Gorbey. "These relationships require trust, vulnerability and communication. These acts require a lot of hard work and commitment, and they expose a person to risk. That's why the only responsible answer to TIED's question is to seek education first and play partners second."
Justin Gorbey teaches workshops and intensives on a number of subjects centering on bondage and power exchange dynamics. To see his work and learn about his workshops, follow him on Instagram @daskinbaku.
Q I'm a monogamous woman in a committed relationship with a nonmonogamous man. I try to be cool about his other relationships, but I'm trying to figure out how to bring some fire back into ours. I miss oral sex, but that's not on the table because he "doesn't like" how I taste. I've suggested bondage and anal, but he says he's "too tired." He can make plans with others to have exciting new experiences, but he doesn't have any energy for me. I'm at a loss. Counselling is not an option for us because he doesn't believe in that stuff. Any suggestions? —Seeking Adventurous Monogamishamy
A Yes, stop doing his laundry or paying his rent or preparing his meals—stop doing whatever it is you're doing that your shit boyfriend values and is reluctant to give up, SAM, because it's clear he doesn't value you. DTMFA.
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Q I'm a 44-year-old straight woman. I've been married for 14 years to a husband I love very much. We have two small children. Early in our courtship, I discovered his interest in bottoming during fem-Dom pegging sessions. I GGG'd his desires, and we explored them. He bought a variety of dildos, strap-on harnesses and kink ephemera, and I've thoroughly enjoyed the few times we've done this. But I've grown less interested over the years. We both work, there are kids to look after—and when we have sex, I just want to get it over with and move on with our day, not deal with the pageantry of dress up, stiletto heels, collars and cuffs, lubricating buttholes, graduating to bigger dildos in a session, et cetera. The vanilla-leaning sex we have is great, and we are both into it, but I know being bound and pegged is his fantasy and he is less fulfilled by not having it on the menu. How do I get more motivated to indulge him? Do I have to give him a pass to seek out a pro-Dom to indulge this? (Not sure how I feel about that.) Ultimately, I don't hate indulging his fantasy, and it really does it for him. Not sure what to do.—Frequently Evading My Dude's Obsessions Mostly
A You discovered your husband's kinks during your courtship—an unspecified period of time prior to the wedding, the kids, et cetera. And while you say you've GGG'd his kinks over the 14-plus years you've been together, FEMDOM, it's hard to square that claim with this: "I've thoroughly enjoyed [pegging him] the few times we've done this." Indulging someone a few times over 14 years hardly counts as GGG'ing their desires.
Being "good, giving and game" for anything—within reason—doesn't obligate us to do whatever our partners want. But if something is truly central to your partner's erotic self, then being GGG—being a loving partner—means making an accommodation, FEMDOM, finding a work-around that allows your partner to express this aspect of their sexuality without requiring you to do something you find tedious, a turnoff or traumatizing. That accommodation can be something as simple as cheerfully allowing your partner to indulge their kinks with porn or during solo play (emphasis on the word *cheerfully*) to something as challenging as allowing your partner to explore their kinks with others like play partners or professionals.
If your husband isn't feeling neglected—if he enjoys hurry-up-and-get-it-over-with sex as much as you do and wants to be tied up and pegged only once every five years—then you don't have a problem. But if he's feeling resentful, you do have a problem. Resentment has a way of metastasizing into bitterness, and bitterness has a way of curdling into the kind of anger that can doom a relationship.
So check in with your husband, FEMDOM, and be clear about your feelings: You don't hate indulging his fantasy, but you're both busy, you have small children and his fantasies require a lot of prep and setup. Tell him you want him to be happy—and, hey, if he is happy, then great. But if he's not, then it's time to talk accommodation. You don't want him to go without, you don't want him to see a pro and you don't want him to feel bad about the sex you do have and both enjoy. So how about this: You get grandparents or good friends to look after your kids once a year while you spend a restful weekend in a nice hotel pegging the husband's ass between spa treatments.