Captain Orange Cone McFuck Face 
Member since Oct 8, 2013

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Re: “pissed off at 96.5

i saw floyd on the dirty ivan.

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Posted by Captain Orange Cone McFuck Face on 10/08/2013 at 5:22 PM

Re: “I'm In A Hurry (And Don't Know Why)

i had a white rabbit once. he died.

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Posted by Captain Orange Cone McFuck Face on 10/08/2013 at 5:19 PM

Re: “I'm In A Hurry (And Don't Know Why)

nah i gotta be captain orange cone. i'm writing a comic book about my adventures as mcfuck face. once i get my carpal tunnel surgery i'll be all set. it's hard typing and drawing with carpal tunnel. and i have to rub ma's feet every night. but i'll tells ya it will be off the cone. if you want you can just call me coc mcfuck face. you can pronounciate it as cock mcfuck face or just cock. your choice.

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Posted by Captain Orange Cone McFuck Face on 10/08/2013 at 10:36 AM

Re: “I'm In A Hurry (And Don't Know Why)

hey ivan how'd you guess my cosplay costume from last year? don't steal my idea man i worked hard on that. ma gave me her bingo winnings for a case of self tanner. unfortunately i had to go with orange paint. i promised to pay her back but i ran out of hand lotion and had to buy cheeseburgers and pudding cups for the bitch i met off the dirty. it was off the cone as i like to say. good thing ma charges me rent in foot rubs.

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Posted by Captain Orange Cone McFuck Face on 10/08/2013 at 8:14 AM

Re: “I want to punch some sense into you!!!

sorry about that ob. i had ma's car and i had to get to the comic book store and back in time to rub her feet before bingo. i'm not used to driving a stick.

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Posted by Captain Orange Cone McFuck Face on 10/08/2013 at 7:10 AM

Re: “No Car = No Girlfriend

i don't have a car too. it's ok though i just wait until ma is out to bring the ladies over for some sweet lovings. she has bingo on thursdays at the forum. the basement provides a romantic atmosphere. i bought some candles at the dollarama and the bitches eat it right up. my cone i mean. they eat my cone right up. i don't even care that most of them are on the dirty. as long as the pylon fits right?

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Posted by Captain Orange Cone McFuck Face on 10/08/2013 at 6:48 AM

Re: “I'm In A Hurry (And Don't Know Why)

oh fuck off. you are a glorified traffic cone. being a traffic cone is pretty awesome though especially if it's an orange one.

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Posted by Captain Orange Cone McFuck Face on 10/08/2013 at 6:45 AM

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