When: Sat., Sept. 13, 9 p.m. 2014
The rhythm guitarist knows rock ’n’ roll. He’d have to, he’s been in enough bands to put locals to shame (see also: MC5, Nancy Sinatra, Heart). Jealous? Quit your band and start another. Then keep doing that every year for the rest of your life and maybe you’ll get close. Life advice: always free from The Coast.