Last summer I ended up “interviewing” Gwar’s charming manager Sleazy P. Martini on a campus radio station in Toronto. It was a happy circumstance. I asked if he could change one thing about Gwar, what would it be? Martini said he would make them robots so they could work harder without complaining. Gwar are coming to town on October 29 (at the Cunard Centre, with Lamb of God and Job For A Cowboy, $45/$50), and will be working as hard as they can.