Matthew Gay Gobbler 
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Re: “Tiny Penis Means No Pussy

Last Mojito Monday, Kristen Vadgenasty and I were commiserating. - Sometimes you're lucky to even get a choad. And sometimes, even that is more than you deserve.

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Posted by Matthew Gay Gobbler on 02/24/2014 at 12:37 PM

Re: “I don't wanna ask, but...

I remember, midway through the first season, Mandy, Shemar and Greg from "Dharma and Greg" cornered me in the men's shower on the CBS lot and accused me of being gay which I, of course, denied. Hurling homophobic slurs they forced me down onto the damp tile and all the while yelling about how homosexuality was a mortal sin and I was a deviant, they took it in turns to thrust their r@c% &*rd p@*$e$ into my (@t @n&$.
It was very sad. Not one of them ever called me back.

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Posted by Matthew Gay Gobbler on 02/20/2014 at 4:46 PM


While Buddha is substantially correct in her assertion that attaching the suffix "phobia" has become an overused and intellectually lazy way of conveying a particular stance, she does not understand that , statistically speaking, most phobias devolve into an existential fear of loss of intimacy.
For instance, I realized that it was over between Shemar and I when he could no longer look me in the back of the head, during.
Perhaps Buddha has seen this pattern with her own partner.

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Posted by Matthew Gay Gobbler on 02/18/2014 at 6:55 AM

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