Most Feared Hairstylist

You know the feeling you get when you foolishly let your roommate cut your hair one night in a fit of drunken fun, and then a couple days later you run into your hairstylist and they look at you like you’re cheating on them, and they say “what the hell happened to your hair, you’d better come see me,” and you feel terrible and a little scared, but also relieved that someone competent and talented cares about how you look? Yeah, Colin Jackson’s feared like that.

Runner-up: Dante