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Olympic Bitchers go for gold

Local bitch complaints break records for crankiness. Keep it up, Canada!

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Well, it's happened. Just as we expected, the local bitching program here at The Coast that we have been nuturing lo these many years has paid off dividends. There are Olympic-level bitches taking off in that section. Like:

Disrespectful

Gretzky and a Pick-up truck

The horror, the horror...

Olympic Opening

We're confident that our Bitch section will continue to keep up the steady cranky coverage as these games progress.

However, if Canada's gold medal hopes go south, will our bitchers be blamed? Probably. This recent article in the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel poses the critical question: If twittering medal hopefuls don't win gold, "will it be because of [an] injury or Tweeting?"

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