Missing life saving equipment, Alderney Landing.
Laura Crouse, 461-4698.
"We just noticed they were missing," says Crouse in response to a reader's query about the missing equipment. Crouse, sounding rather exasperated, says the gear will be back up again within a week, but "we'll put them out, and they'll get stolen again... they're not cheap." Hey, whatever knucklehead is taking the stuff: wise up! The stuff's there for a reason.
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