Remarks: The nicely paved asphalt walkways on the perimeter of the Common give you false sense of security to walk across. As you do so, a large mugger jumps out. You run away with confidence you can outpace the bad guy, but whoa! you stumble in the hole, falling to the ground, and then the heavy thug trips in the same hole, landing on top of you. Curses! But worry not: Phelan says it’ll be fixed before spring mugging season.
Who's Responsible?: Brian Phelan, parks and open spaces supervisor, 490-4867