Write on, man
Hi new students! In preparation for your impending scholarly activities, we’re going to give you a solid tip: put your phone down and take some notes, OK? Like real notes with a pen and paper. It’ll help.
To ensure your ink will outlast your degree or diploma—even if you wind up take a victory lap—we’ll recommend this ultimate writing utensil, The Seven Year Pen. Instead of leaving crappy Bics behind you like Hansel and Gretel’s trail of bread crumbs, you can write 1.7 metres per day with this baby for the next seven years. Pick one up at Duly Noted Stationery (1459 Brenton Street) for $7.95 and then hold on to it for dear life.
