To the editor,
You know, I like The Coast a lot. I read it in the food court or whatever. It's great.
I'd be totally willing to go and celebrate your 14th anniversary, but, um, it's kind of a pain in the ass to have to print out the invitation myself, with my paper and my ink, only to flash it, hand it to the bouncer or whatever it is I'm supposed to do with it.
So, here's why I'm not going: I don't want to do that. Printing out an invitation to prove, um, whatever it is I'd be proving, just to get into a free party? That's just, I don't know, kind of stupid?
By Jameson Reynault