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The James Bond of cats

All of November’s strangest press releases.


We get a lot of press releases during our day. Some of them are useful, others not so much. Presented without judgment or context, this past month’s weirdest releases.

Santa’s post office getting busier and busier!
Canada Post wants children to believe in a festive arctic wizard, but not that he’d have access to email.

Changing the world…one treat at a time!
“JR wanted to do something to help the children of Haiti so he started selling his allergen-friendly, gluten-free frozen treats.”

Fusion Halifax announces 2014-14 Board of Directors

Tweed Marijuana Inc. finalizes mortgage funding for Tweed Farms
“Actual results and developments are likely to differ, and may differ materially, from those expressed or implied by the forward-looking statements contained in this news release.”

Appointments to the International Authority and the Windsor-Detroit Bridge Authority

There’s GOLD in that there new Moncton Museum!

Correction from source—Tweed Marijuana Inc.
”The second paragraph, second sentence, should read ‘7-year amortization’ rather than ‘25-year amortization.’”

James Bond of Cats? “Morris” becomes Hollywood-like franchise
“Morris comments on trending topics like Taylor Swift's new album release”

A King among men: Ice-T is a legend and he ain’t slowing’ down yet!

Is Holiday Shopping online ok at work? Survey shows less companies are “buying it.”
“More than half (51 percent) of chief information officers (CIOs) interviewed said their companies block access to online shopping.”

Etiquette for work holiday parties
“For twice as much fun this holiday party, drink half as much alcohol as you did last year”

Top researchers challenge common views on saturated fat, sodium and sugar.

Heart attack risk spikes during holiday season: how to avoid a holiday heart attack
“The number of cardiac deaths is higher on December 25 than on any other day of the year, second highest on December 26 and third highest on January 1.”

Barbie to make wishes come true this holiday

The redefined bacon, in a supermarket near you
“VIVO veal bacon offers a healthy and tasty alternative to regular bacon.”

Ten facts that will make you change your mind on reverse mortgages

Why the new year often rings in with a surge in divorce
“Many couples are together during the Christmas and New Years vacation and simply decide they don't like each other's company.”

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