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The last meow, in verse

To the editor,

Thou shall not ramble,

Slink, wander, roam. STAY INDOORS;

Where creatures belong!

Roared A-300.

Street lamps won't cast the shadows

Of Fluffy tonight.

By Adam Myatt

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