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The US "equalises" Britain thanks to a treacherous anti-Commonwealth Canadian

The World Cup just got way more complicated...
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To the British, she’s Elizabeth Minett, the 5-foot-10 lingerie model whose memory haunted the goalie whose slippery fingers devastated the England team in the match against the U.S.

To the folks in Guelph and Muskoka, she’s the gorgeous, brainy, globetrotting Lizzie, daughter of dentist Dr. Charles Minett and granddaughter of Manhattan Project scientist Ernest Everet Minett.

I thought these guys were tougher than that, but wtfdik?

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