Poll Result:

  • opened on May 23, 2018
  • closed on May 30, 2018

What should be done with the dead agave plant?

Chop it up and chase it with lime and salt

67 votes (18.41%)

Cast it in bronze and put it where Cornwallis was

197 votes (54.12%)

Burn it ritually for biomass

26 votes (7.14%)

Plant it in every white girl's succulent garden

74 votes (20.33%)

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