Do you know how hard I worked to track you down (not in a stalker kinda way). Short version, I took "dandelionyellow"... plunked it into POF... wrote you a letter... found out I'm just outside of your acceptable age (by mere days)... went back, edited my profile and lied about my age... AND SEX... found out I couldn't change those things... I guess, not a short version is it? Anyway, GREAT profile, love how you think and think you're adorable.

I'm not a Newf but I have a friend teaching me the language. "Hey me ducky - me lover... I gots da jag on, buddy...kickin' me own arse... I got de art-ri-tis so don't puck me inta next week." How am I doin? Please swing by my profile. Ya never know.

xo —Scott

P.S. Don't have a dog - but love 'em.