Your naughty little al fresco frottage is not quite so discreet anymore, hm? While the 3,000-tree cull in search of the elusive Brown Spruce Longhorn Beetle may have thinned out the Park and made woodland nookie riskier (ie. saucier), Hurricane Juan was a positive mood killer. Clear-cut copulation is even less fun than it sounds. Trust me.
Runner-up: Halifax Citadel